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So I have to work with this guy named Griffin in my drama class and I was trying to rehearse with him and he kept on telling stories about how he was a stripper. And a cop. And how in our skit he should be tied to the bed handcuffed when he wakes up instead of just waking up normally. And I couldn’t stop laughing. And he looked at me very seriously and said: ‘They call me Magic G at the strip club. You will now as well.’ And this sent me over the fucking edge and then when we finally decided to get down to business the bell rang. So he walked me to my next class even though it was the wrong direction for him. Such a nice stripper.

Martin Freeman’s drinking game: Take a sip every time someone mentions Benedict Cumberbatch in your interviews

swigityswalawhatsintheimpala:

randomflyingskittleturtle:

bowtiesarecool4:

triponiophorustyrannus:

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STOP RIGHT THERE - TUMBLR POLICE

m’am do you have any idea how fast you were reblogging

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WE SAID STOP RIGHT THEREimage

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"He viewed his own mentality as grotesque but useful, like a 
chair made of antlers” - Thomas Harris, from Red Dragon

deducethegay:

greglestrade:

i know what potterlock is but it’s usually putting the sherlock characters into the harry potter universe not having harry potter fuck sherlock 

"wand out, potter"

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

5ummit:

angelus-a-gratia-exciderunt:

And he is so cute too… Osric talks about how he wanted to be stunt guy, but he wasn’t good enough so he became an actor. HE STILL DOES THIS THOUGH. BECAUSE HE IS FOLLOWING HIS DREAMS. ANY. WAY. HE. CAN. 

This has been me telling you: if you don’t love Osric Chau, you are doing it wrong.

Petition for Osric Chau to play Shang-Chi