So I have to work with this guy named Griffin in my drama class and I was trying to rehearse with him and he kept on telling stories about how he was a stripper. And a cop. And how in our skit he should be tied to the bed handcuffed when he wakes up instead of just waking up normally. And I couldn’t stop laughing. And he looked at me very seriously and said: ‘They call me Magic G at the strip club. You will now as well.’ And this sent me over the fucking edge and then when we finally decided to get down to business the bell rang. So he walked me to my next class even though it was the wrong direction for him. Such a nice stripper.
remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
let’s go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
And he is so cute too… Osric talks about how he wanted to be stunt guy, but he wasn’t good enough so he became an actor. HE STILL DOES THIS THOUGH. BECAUSE HE IS FOLLOWING HIS DREAMS. ANY. WAY. HE. CAN.
This has been me telling you: if you don’t love Osric Chau, you are doing it wrong.
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